Dead-Eye Dick at West Point
What a rowzer!
Business Is Booming
The war business. Article by Tom Chartier.
That’ll Learn the Little Twerp
Tom Chartier on equal-opportunity oppression.
Dubya’s Medal
Tom Chartier on where he got it.
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors
But not if they are involuntary.
Don’t Pressure Your Kids
They get enough.
The Surge Is Working!
For Muqtada al-Sadr.
Feeding Kids into the Grinder
Tom Chartier on a young Marine.
His Hat Is in the Ring
Tom Chartier on ten reasons to vote for him.
Are You Hearing Voices?
Tom Chartier on the talking WC.
Look Out!
It's Robo-Car!
We Ain’t No Stinking Mercenaries
Tom Chartier on "private contractors."
Invest Wisely
Buy…copper?
Is Your Child a Math Moron?
Tom Chartier on the government's latest scheme to make sure.
The Project for the New American Disaster
Tom Chartier on the neocon crime plan.
On the Brink
Of WWIII.
Puppet Leader
Tom Chartier on Maliki and the worst job.
The Fratboy-in-Chief
Tom Chartier on Bush.
The Ticking Clock
Tom Chartier on atomic war.
If Dubya Talks and Nobody Listens…
Does he make a sound?
The Whacking of ‘Don Hussein’
Powerful criminal families clash.
The Decider Hath Decided
Tom Chartier on the way forward.
Dear Lew:
What I want for Christmas, by Tom Chartier.
Suicide Poker…
Or Arabian roulette?
Are We Comfortable Yet?
Tom Chartier on yet another DC whitewash.
I Died For Freedom, This I Know
For those who bade me fight, told me so.
Paying for Their Own Liberation
Democracy doesn't come cheap, y'know.
National Sorry Day?
How do we atone, asks Tom Chartier.
Wanted: Asylum
Our Beloved Leader asks Tom Chartier to draft a letter to fellow world figures.
We the People
An open letter to congress from Tom Chartier.
The Day the Bomb Blew
Tom Chartier tells all.
Who Let the COW into the Classroom?
Tom Chartier on teaching in the iStupid age.
Throw the Bums Out
After all, they're no angels, says Tom Chartier.
If You Must Vote
Get an absentee ballot, says Tom Chartier.
How To Spot a Dictator
Tom Chartier on the tell-tale signs.
We Encounter the Yuppies
Tom Chartier on an American Odyssey.
Nukalert
Tom Chartier is nostalgic for the Cold War.
This Is the Way of Dictatorship
Tom Chartier on neo-America.
Sealing Off the Perimeter
Tom Chartier on keeping the undesirables off his island.
The Shiny New Baghdad Police College
A microcosm of the whole US disaster in Iraq.
A Radical Plan for Iraq
Dear Dubya, by Tom Chartier.
Hey, Bush
Just how stupid do you think we are?
The Land Without Hope
Tom Chartier actually agrees with President Bush.
America…
I apologize, says Tom Chartier.
The Ditch
Tom Chartier on the awful-hilarious latest from the "war on terrorism."
A Nightmare for the USA
Tom Chartier on WWIII.
When Will Americans Take America Back?
And other questions, from Tom Chartier.
The Paranoia Gap Must Be Closed
Tom Chartier on the garbage police.
How Paranoid Can We Get?
Tom Chartier on the federal crazy-state.
The Land of the Bush, and the Home of the Afraid
Tom Chartier on the state of air travel.