Articles by Tom Chartier

back to columnists »

Standin’ at the Crossroads

Tom Chartier on the US blues.

Tags:

Read more
9/14/2006

When Will Americans Take America Back?

And other questions, from Tom Chartier.

Tags:

Read more
9/8/2006

Dear Dubya: Help’s on the Way!

Help is on the way, says Tom Chartier.

Tags:

Read more
9/4/2006

The Paranoia Gap Must Be Closed

Tom Chartier on the garbage police.

Tags:

Read more
8/31/2006

How Paranoid Can We Get?

Tom Chartier on the federal crazy-state.

Tags:

Read more
8/25/2006

The Land of the Bush, and the Home of the Afraid

Tom Chartier on the state of air travel.

Tags:

Read more
8/17/2006

I’ve Seen the Future

And you're not going to like it, says Tom Chartier.

Tags:

Read more
7/8/2006

Happy Birthday, Dubya

Tom Chartier on what to get the Decider who has everything.

Tags:

Read more
7/6/2006

All Hail Our Master’s Voice

Got your tv set tuned to FOX?

Tags:

Read more
4/1/2006

And the Winner Is…

Tom Chartier on the garrison state.

Tags:

Read more
3/20/2006

They’re All a Bunch of Loonies

Tom Chartier on our rulers.

Tags:

Read more
3/6/2006

Scooter, You Are Cordially Invited

To go Hunting.

Tags:

Read more
2/15/2006

Listen Up, Tenderfeet

All you sodbusters gather 'round, says Tom Chartier.

Tags:

Read more
11/8/2005

A Trip to Cemetery Beach

Tom Chartier on gratitude.

Tags:

Read more
9/21/2005

Dear Dubya, You Need My Help

On the guitar.

Tags:

Read more
9/17/2005

A Weekend To Ponder

Clearly, Bush couldn't care less about Americans or the world.

Tags:

Read more
9/14/2005

A Man Must Tinker

Ladies, stupid will do as stupid does, says Tom Chartier.

Tags:

Read more
8/5/2005

The Dog Food Scandal

No more will the wool be pulled over Tom Chartier's eyes.

Tags:

Read more
7/21/2005

Put the Blinders on Before It’s Too Late

Erase all subversive thoughts.

Tags:

Read more
7/14/2005

How To Be a Bum

For all of you who asked.

Tags:

Read more
2/15/2005

How Many My Lai’s?

Tom Chartier on war atrocities.

Tags:

Read more
2/10/2005

Operation Chicken Freedom

Tom Chartier applies to Blackwater.

Tags:

Read more
2/1/2005

Dear Dubya

I found you a War Czar, says Tom Chartier.

Tags:

Read more
1/6/2005

Respect Mon

Tom Chartier on understanding another people.

Tags:

Read more
12/20/2004

I Am a Bum

Tom Chartier on the glory of it all.

Tags:

Read more
12/14/2004