I Was a TSA Porn Star
Not exactly my plan, says Tom Chartier.
Hey, Dude President
Tom Chartier has a towering suggestion for you.
Taliban in Cahoots With Drug Lords!
Um, not quite.
The Solution to Global Warming
Tom Chartier on swine flu.
A Job for the Somali Pirates
Let them hijack the "toxic assets," says Tom Chartier.
My Blackwater T-Shirt
It's worth a bundle, says Tom Chartier.
Dub, Old Buddy
Say it isn't so.
Rejoice in the Depression
It was long past time to cut back, says Tom Chartier.
The Shoes of Freedom
Toss them!
What To Get Lew for Christmas
A gift list from Tom Chartier.
Bad Mojo
For Sarkozy.
Get Out Your Wheelbarrow
Tom Chartier on Weimar USA.
I’m a Baad Libertarian
Tom Chartier is sorry.
Farewell, Charley
Tom Chartier on the retirement of the great columnist.
PNAC Goes AWOL
Tom Chartier on the axette of evil.
Al-Sadr’s Hole Card
Tom Chartier on the key guy in Iraq.
Trouble in Israel?
Olmert may be replaced by more of a warmonger.
Change vs. Victory
Tom Chartier on the race to be dictator.
The TSA Peep Show
Tom Chartier on government "security" and your naked body.
A McCain Father’s Day
Gifts in honor of the warmonger.
How To Spend Your Summer Vacation
Tom Chartier on what to do if you're a plebe.
Rock ‘n Roll Fantasy Camp?
Make that R 'n R reality camp, says Tom Chartier.
Six Blue Iguanas
Their death, and immigration.
A Monument to Stupidity and Worse
Tom Chartier on Mt. Rushmore.
Understanding Islam
And the tragedy of ignorance.
Lending a Helping Claw
Uncle Sam and Iraq vets.
McCain Overdoses
On McCainovision. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
Kiss Your 2nd Amendment Goodbye
Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard on neocon schemes.
All That Warrantless Wiretapping
Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard on pols and hookers.
How To Vote Responsibly
A guide for the confused, by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
Pusillanimous Pols
Or are the Dems getting better on impeachment? Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
Hooray for Stalinist America
Where Bush sings, Under My Thumb. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
Disposing of Unwanted Dictators
Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard have some advice for the US.
Confessions of a Middle-Aged Punk
To play rock, you have to know the blues. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
Dear Mitt
We're all disgusted, says Tom Chartier.
Give Them a Stupidity Quotient Test
Tom Chartier on the politicians.
Dear Rudy
What's all this about a "virtual fence"? Tom Chartier wants to know.
Are Your ‘Elected Officials’ Defective?
Tom Chartier on what to do about it.
Is Your Child’s Backpack Heavy Enough?
Tom Chartier on homework.
Federal Disaster Aid
It's always a disaster, says Tom Chartier.
What a Bunch of Idiots
Tom Chartier on our "elected" officials.
Whoops! How Did Those Nukes Get There?
Tom Chartier on the best and the brightest.
Hooked on Chaos
Tom Chartier on his son's eight-day week.
Dear Dubya:
Call Ahmadinejad's bluff, says Tom Chartier.
The Hurricane and Me
Tom Chartier on Dean.
All the Poisons
And all the poisoners. Tom Chartier on politics.
Declare War
On Italy, says Tom Chartier.
America Has Two Dictators
Tom Chartier on our unique regime.
Is DC a Lunatic Asylum?
Tom Chartier on The System.
I Was Wrong
Tom Chartier now sees the wisdom of neoconservatism.