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I Was a TSA Porn Star

Not exactly my plan, says Tom Chartier.

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10/20/2009

Hey, Dude President

Tom Chartier has a towering suggestion for you.

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10/16/2009

Taliban in Cahoots With Drug Lords!

Um, not quite.

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8/11/2009

The Solution to Global Warming

Tom Chartier on swine flu.

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5/2/2009

A Job for the Somali Pirates

Let them hijack the "toxic assets," says Tom Chartier.

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4/13/2009

My Blackwater T-Shirt

It's worth a bundle, says Tom Chartier.

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2/20/2009

Dub, Old Buddy

Say it isn't so.

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1/19/2009

Rejoice in the Depression

It was long past time to cut back, says Tom Chartier.

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1/7/2009

The Shoes of Freedom

Toss them!

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12/17/2008

What To Get Lew for Christmas

A gift list from Tom Chartier.

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12/12/2008

Bad Mojo

For Sarkozy.

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12/1/2008

Get Out Your Wheelbarrow

Tom Chartier on Weimar USA.

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11/28/2008

I’m a Baad Libertarian

Tom Chartier is sorry.

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11/26/2008

Farewell, Charley

Tom Chartier on the retirement of the great columnist.

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9/1/2008

PNAC Goes AWOL

Tom Chartier on the axette of evil.

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8/18/2008

Al-Sadr’s Hole Card

Tom Chartier on the key guy in Iraq.

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8/11/2008

Trouble in Israel?

Olmert may be replaced by more of a warmonger.

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7/31/2008

Change vs. Victory

Tom Chartier on the race to be dictator.

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7/2/2008

The TSA Peep Show

Tom Chartier on government "security" and your naked body.

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6/16/2008

A McCain Father’s Day

Gifts in honor of the warmonger.

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6/14/2008

How To Spend Your Summer Vacation

Tom Chartier on what to do if you're a plebe.

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5/31/2008

Rock ‘n Roll Fantasy Camp?

Make that R 'n R reality camp, says Tom Chartier.

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5/23/2008

Six Blue Iguanas

Their death, and immigration.

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5/10/2008

A Monument to Stupidity and Worse

Tom Chartier on Mt. Rushmore.

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5/6/2008

Lending a Helping Claw

Uncle Sam and Iraq vets.

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4/15/2008

Understanding Islam

And the tragedy of ignorance.

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4/15/2008

McCain Overdoses

On McCainovision. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.

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4/3/2008

Kiss Your 2nd Amendment Goodbye

Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard on neocon schemes.

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3/26/2008

All That Warrantless Wiretapping

Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard on pols and hookers.

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3/18/2008

How To Vote Responsibly

A guide for the confused, by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.

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3/4/2008

Pusillanimous Pols

Or are the Dems getting better on impeachment? Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.

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2/26/2008

Hooray for Stalinist America

Where Bush sings, Under My Thumb. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.

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2/7/2008

Disposing of Unwanted Dictators

Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard have some advice for the US.

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1/31/2008

Confessions of a Middle-Aged Punk

To play rock, you have to know the blues. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.

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1/16/2008

Dear Mitt

We're all disgusted, says Tom Chartier.

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1/3/2008

Give Them a Stupidity Quotient Test

Tom Chartier on the politicians.

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12/11/2007

Dear Rudy

What's all this about a "virtual fence"? Tom Chartier wants to know.

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11/26/2007

Are Your ‘Elected Officials’ Defective?

Tom Chartier on what to do about it.

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11/19/2007

Is Your Child’s Backpack Heavy Enough?

Tom Chartier on homework.

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11/10/2007

Federal Disaster Aid

It's always a disaster, says Tom Chartier.

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10/30/2007

What a Bunch of Idiots

Tom Chartier on our "elected" officials.

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9/29/2007

Whoops! How Did Those Nukes Get There?

Tom Chartier on the best and the brightest.

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9/15/2007

Hooked on Chaos

Tom Chartier on his son's eight-day week.

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9/6/2007

Dear Dubya:

Call Ahmadinejad's bluff, says Tom Chartier.

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9/3/2007

The Hurricane and Me

Tom Chartier on Dean.

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8/24/2007

All the Poisons

And all the poisoners. Tom Chartier on politics.

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8/18/2007

Declare War

On Italy, says Tom Chartier.

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8/16/2007

America Has Two Dictators

Tom Chartier on our unique regime.

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7/2/2007

Is DC a Lunatic Asylum?

Tom Chartier on The System.

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6/23/2007

I Was Wrong

Tom Chartier now sees the wisdom of neoconservatism.

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6/15/2007