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Articles by Richard Cummings
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7/3/2009
The Greatest Financial Scandal in American History
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2009/03/richard-cummings/the-greatest-financial-scandal-in-american-history/
Richard Cummings on why the Fed keeps it secret.
3/12/2009
There’s Something Rotten in Alaska
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/10/richard-cummings/theres-something-rotten-in-alaska/
Richard Cummings smells a rat.
10/10/2008
Share-the-Wealth Sarah
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2008/09/richard-cummings/share-the-wealth-sarah/
Richard Cummings on Palin Peron.
9/24/2008
Kristol Clear
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/12/richard-cummings/kristol-clear/
Richard Cummings on why the NY Times hired yet another neocon.
12/31/2007
She Is Woman, She Is Invincible
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2007/11/richard-cummings/she-is-woman-she-is-invincible/
Richard Cummings on Hillary.
11/16/2007
The Great Decider
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/04/richard-cummings/the-great-decider/
With apologies to The Platters.
4/20/2006
The Judge Who Listened to Aquinas
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2006/01/richard-cummings/the-judge-who-listened-to-aquinas/
Rather than Bush.
1/6/2006
My Fellow Sleazebags
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/12/richard-cummings/my-fellow-sleazebags/
Cheney speaks for DeLay.
12/5/2005
Juan Peron Advises W
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/10/richard-cummings/juan-peron-advises-w/
Richard Cummings on a few things in common.
10/4/2005
Noah Seeks Out Bush
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/09/richard-cummings/noah-seeks-out-bush/
About that flood…
9/9/2005
The Sunnis, the Shi’ites, and Kurds
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/08/richard-cummings/the-sunnis-the-shiites-and-kurds/
Richard Cummings is our anti-Kipling.
8/24/2005
About Those Persians
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/08/richard-cummings/about-those-persians/
Alexander the Great catches up with George the Osama Slayer.
8/22/2005
Yogi Catches Up to W
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/08/richard-cummings/yogi-catches-up-to-w/
Richard Cummings on two comedians.
8/16/2005
George Meets Adolf
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/08/richard-cummings/george-meets-adolf/
Richard Cumming on an historic summit.
8/9/2005
Aristotle Talks to George
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/08/richard-cummings/aristotle-talks-to-george/
Richard Cummings on intelligent design.
8/4/2005
What Is To Be Done?
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/07/richard-cummings/what-is-to-be-done/
Richard Cummings on reforming the Cheney-Bush regime.
7/18/2005
Send in the Clowns
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/06/richard-cummings/send-in-the-clowns/
Richard Cummings on US foreign policy, with apologies to Stephen Sondheim.
6/18/2005
Why Not Socks?
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/04/richard-cummings/why-not-socks/
Satire on the autarkists from Richard Cummings.
4/21/2005
Benito and Baba Wawa
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/03/richard-cummings/benito-and-baba-wawa/
Richard Cummings on Mussolini and the Republican foreign policy.
3/15/2005
Don’t It Make Your Red States Blue
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2005/01/richard-cummings/dont-it-make-your-red-states-blue/
Richard Cummings interviews a noted hawk congressman.
1/12/2005
‘Hail the Conquering Hero’
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2004/10/richard-cummings/hail-the-conquering-hero/
Richard Cummings on the comedy that helps explain US politics.
10/5/2004
Empire To Enlist Foreigners in the Legions
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2004/09/richard-cummings/empire-to-enlist-foreigners-in-the-legions/
And make them citizens, says Richard Cummings.
9/29/2004
The House of Kennedy vs. the House of Bush
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2004/08/richard-cummings/the-house-of-kennedy-vs-the-house-of-bush/
Richard Cummings on the real struggle.
8/4/2004
Marshall Law in Iraq
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2004/06/richard-cummings/marshall-law-in-iraq/
Marshall Law III, that is.
6/19/2004
5/17/2004
Trump Fires Everyone
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2004/04/richard-cummings/trump-fires-everyone/
Richard Cummings on the solution to the federal government.
4/19/2004
The Politics of Gay Marriage
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2004/03/richard-cummings/the-politics-of-gay-marriage/
Senators Kerry, Kennedy to wed, says satirist Richard Cummings.
3/8/2004
Bull and Scones
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2004/02/richard-cummings/bull-and-scones/
Richard Cummings on a certain secret society.
2/18/2004
Dershowitz To Represent Saddam
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2004/01/richard-cummings/dershowitz-to-represent-saddam/
Richard Cummings is kidding, isn't he?
1/17/2004
Turtles All the Way Down
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/12/richard-cummings/turtles-all-the-way-down/
Richard Cummings on flat-earth America.
12/6/2003
The Incredible Hulk
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/11/richard-cummings/the-incredible-hulk/
Meets the fat, stupid towel head.
11/11/2003
CIA-USA
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/10/richard-cummings/cia-usa/
Richard Cummings on a small piece of the Rockefeller World Empire.
10/20/2003
Autocentricity
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/10/richard-cummings/autocentricity/
Richard Cummings on cars and votes.
10/9/2003
Attack Sicily!
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/08/richard-cummings/attack-sicily/
Al Cibiades on Larry King Live.
8/30/2003
Dr. Livingston, I Presume
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/07/richard-cummings/dr-livingston-i-presume/
Dubya in the Heart of Darkness.
7/8/2003
Truth to Power
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/06/richard-cummings/truth-to-power/
Nope. Richard Cummings on big media.
6/30/2003
With Monty Python in Iraq
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/06/richard-cummings/with-monty-python-in-iraq/
Looking for the elusive WMDs.
6/27/2003
Missing WMDs?
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/06/richard-cummings/missing-wmds/
Clouseau’s on the case, says Richard Cummings.
6/10/2003
Wars, Lies, and WMDs
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/05/richard-cummings/wars-lies-and-wmds/
Richard Cummings on intelligence and the administration.
5/22/2003
La Guerre N’est Pas Finie
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/04/richard-cummings/la-guerre-nest-pas-finie/
Quelles consequences, mon Dieu!
4/24/2003
Oedipus Tex
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/04/richard-cummings/oedipus-tex/
A tragedy by Richard Cummings.
4/14/2003
Is ‘National Review’ a CIA Front?
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/03/richard-cummings/is-national-review-a-cia-front/
Richard Cummings wonders.
3/24/2003
Sharpton for President
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/03/richard-cummings/sharpton-for-president/
He's clearly the best choice, says Richard Cummings.
3/15/2003
Diary of a Madman
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/03/richard-cummings/diary-of-a-madman/
He has the keys to war or peace in his hands alone. Article by Richard Cummings.
3/10/2003
The Goose That Laid Golden Eggs
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/02/richard-cummings/the-goose-that-laid-golden-eggs/
Until the envious grabbed him.
2/17/2003
Carving Up the Pie
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2003/02//carving-up-the-pie/
The planetary pie. Richard Cummings on Andrew Bracevich's American Empire.
2/11/2003
The Client List of Kissinger Associates
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2002/12/richard-cummings/the-client-list-of-kissinger-associates/
A peek into the establishment, by Richard Cummings.
12/21/2002
The Magnificent 30
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2002/11/richard-cummings/the-magnificent-30/
The CIA goes after bin Laden, sort of.
11/23/2002
Out the Arabists
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2002/11/richard-cummings/out-the-arabists/
Richard Cummings on the latest chapter in the war on terror.
11/16/2002
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