Rand Paul and Ron Wyden (D-OR) introduce a bill to reveal 28 hidden pages of a 9/11 report, thought to be about the mega-bribing Saudis. Also helping in this quest: Walter Jones (R-NC), Thomas Massie (R-KY), and Stephen Lynch (D-MA).

We can be sure that there is nothing really damaging to the regime in these pages, however. Indeed, nothing significant about this odd event, that marks the founding  of modern totalitarianism, would be shared with congressmen.