I Hope He Ordered Kosher Tacos
By Becky Akers
July 22, 2020
Scott in Colorado reports,
I met a friend at a Mexican restaurant. The hostess obediently asked, “Do you have a mask to put on?”
I replied, “I have a hard time breathing with masks, so I am exempt.”
She nicely accepted my response, and led us to the tables, where all masks can be taken off….
As I drove home I thought, “Will I now have to have this kind of conversation at every place I go in order to gain entrance? Why don’t they just stitch a six-pointed gold star on my shirt so that the lines of demarcation can be clearly seen.”
Yo, Maskiteers: note that this has already been tried, and it went down in flames. Quite literally.
And those victims weren’t armed.
Becky Akers [send her mail] has published two novels of the American Revolution, Halestorm and Abducting Arnold. They celebrate liberty and sedition, among other joys, so buy them now, before they’re banned.
Eat Here Now!