I Hope He Ordered Kosher Tacos

Scott in Colorado reports, 

I met a friend at a Mexican restaurant.  The hostess obediently asked, “Do you have a mask to put on?”

I replied, “I have a hard time breathing with masks, so I am exempt.”

She nicely accepted my response, and led us to the tables, where all masks can be taken off….

As I drove home I thought, “Will I now have to have this kind of conversation at every place I go in order to gain entrance?  Why don’t they just stitch a six-pointed gold star on my shirt so that the lines of demarcation can be clearly seen.”

Yo, Maskiteers: note that this has already been tried, and it went down in flames. Quite literally.

And those victims weren’t armed.

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10:35 am on July 22, 2020