Eat Here Now!

A restaurant in California has banned face masks and refuses to serve customers wearing them … The Apple Bistro in Placerville is bucking current ‘public health’ orders, making it known face masks are not a welcome accessory at the eatery.

“No social conditioning. No oxygen deprivation mask. No latex dirty germ spreader,” reads a sign posted outside the establishment. “Not required here. This may not be for you.” …

I’m a foodie, big-time. Only the menu interests me when I’m choosing a restaurant. But the Apple Bistro’s signs are so entirely appetizing that I’d dine there just for them! To wit:

“Attn Government Agents. Please provide lawful and necessary consideration to aid the bearer in the unimpeded exercise of constitutionally protected rights. Thank you for your understanding and assistance,” a sign states. 

Yee-haw!

Other photos from the property indicate management has posted notices informing customers and government officials that mask mandates are potentially illegal in the United States.

Hello, Apple Bistro? I’ll have the Crab and Shrimp Benedict with a double order of your signs! And send a latte over to my friend, Bill Martin, who alerted me to your heroism.

Share

11:58 am on July 22, 2020