White House issues urgent retraction

Writes Rick Rozoff:

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre issued a release Saturday stating Baron Munchausen – sorry, President Biden – regretted the use of the word cannibals to refer to Papua New Guineans, protein-deprived because of white imperialism (though they were occupied by Japan at the time), for having stewed, swallowed and digested his uncle – if he had one. He instead meant to designate them same-species masticators.

The baron, that is, president, is fully aware that for centuries evil white people have attempted to dehumanize persons of color, residents of the civilizational periphery, inhabitants of the global south who choose to cultivate said venerable tradition as being in some manner aberrant for preferring intra-specific cuisine. And he apologizes for any personal distress or moral angst his unintentional comments may have caused practitioners of homocentric culinary indulgence from the Indonesian archipelago to Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

The Best of Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.