A blog in jest, well, partly.
For real, we’re getting light snow at this moment. Ordinarily, our last snow is around April 12. Also, we’re supposed to get 29 degree cold at night. The Northeast is forecast to have measurable snow.
Ergo, applying the median level of natural reason that informs internet theorizing, GLOBAL COOLING is here. GLOBAL WARMING is dead. We do not need a Green New Deal. All we needed was a rather short period of shutting down, and not even complete shutting down either.
If we want to get back to a pristine environment in which all sorts of animals take over and temperatures go down, and the human population is reduced by at least 90%, all we have to do is allow our governments to make us stop working and place us under house arrest until vaccines are produced for coronaviruses. If we destroy the means of production, there’s a bonus. We won’t have to worry about socialists or communists taking over. There will be no significant means for the socialists to confiscate and control.
How easy it was to produce GLOBAL COOLING. All we had to do was cut our GDP by one-fourth to one-half.
12:57 pm on May 8, 2020
