Attention, all you victims the EPA has robbed by prohibiting you from draining a swamp on your land or by fining you despite the fact that you didn’t fill marshy ground when bureaucrats pretend that you did: if the “wetlands” in question inconveniences an airport Leviathan owns, well, even the Feds’ faux “shutdown” doesn’t delay “removing several” of these puddles.

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