United Marxist Church

I’d no sooner posted my screed against Parson Goat and his dereliction while communists devour our country than Gary from Indiana forwarded this “Open Letter from INUMC [Indiana Conference of the United Methodist Church; yes, I know the initials don’t correspond to the words, but these are Marxists after all, so expect neither accuracy or truth from them] Clergy, in response to the January 6, 2021 terrorist attack and coup attempt.”

There’s an unbiased analysis. How embarrassing that pictures, videos, and testimony prove that antifa launched the “terrorist attack”! Do you suppose the 115 or so “Clergy” who signed this twaddle will issue an apology, or will Hell freeze over first? 

It gets worse:

Today, with all of the world we witnessed events we never thought we would see in our lifetime as the Capitol of the United States of America suffered a domestic terror attack instigated by our American political leaders

Who knew Soros was a “political leader”?

and the President of the United States. 

I’m surprised these commies imagine he’d interrupt his golf game. 

These acts of violence were fueled by the white supremacy and Christian nationalism

Incredible, isn’t it? And these morons lead [astray] whole congregations.

fostered for years in our country

You heard it here first: fostering white supremacy and Christian nationalism is what Critical Race Theory has done in American colleges, universities, corporations, Leviathan’s bureaucracies, and the other “institutions” the Marxists infiltrated on their long march.

 — evils antithetical to the gospel of Jesus Christ. 

Yo, Parsons Goat: I can think of a great many evils far more antithetical to the gospel of Jesus Christ. For example, promoting Marx’s idolatry and lies. 

Not to mention megalomania, from which, alas, you suffer inordinately:

Our first reactions were anger, fear, and grief. 

Did we ask?

Beyond that, we feel the weight of our failure to live up to the sacred responsibilities bestowed upon us. We are faced with the evidence of our inaction and, even worse, our complicity that made today possible. 

Oh, right. If only you’d preached your poison more stridently, you’d have converted us nationalists and terrorists, and Wednesday never would have happened.

Is it possible to live under greater delusion?

There’s plenty more along these nauseating lines. Take my word for it and spare yourself a painful read. 

I knew even without consulting their website that these Goats haven’t re-opened their churches. And of course, they proudly wear their masks and anti-social distance. [WARNING: the bishop washes his hands so long and vigorously at the beginning of the video that he may splash you.

He puts Pilate to shame, in more ways than one.]

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