Fortunately, the Thieves and Sexual Assailants report a drop of 90% in passengers at airports over this time last year (that figure nigh matches the 95% of undercover tests these perverts failed). Excellent: fewer victims to grope and harass!
Unfortunately, folks remain grounded not to protest that groping and harassment but because—all together now—CORONAVIRUS! Has flu ever agitated so many over so little? I don’t know about you, but I’m not exactly stepping over bodies in the streets.
Back to the airports: David Mueller writes that because he was traveling with his cat, the TSA forced him “through pat down security. But here’s what I noticed. All they did was swab my hands. No pat down. Which tells me they are all afraid of the virus. Which means the whole security theater crap we’ve been through for nearly two decades is BS. There is zero reason to be molesting passengers at the gate. If security was such a big deal, they would still be doing it, virus or no virus.”
Yep. Hard to decide which is the more infuriating scam, C-virus or the TSA.
12:16 pm on March 30, 2020
