The Pathetic Parson

Our Canadian correspondent, David Maharaj,

would like to offer a quick suggestion to Parson Goat, since he believes that it is imperative to wear a (slave) mask, because it can potentially save many lives.

First some data: On average, over 40,000 Americans are killed every year in automobile accidents, with millions more injured.

That being the case, Mr. Goat, you need to stop driving immediately. By merely being behind the wheel of a car, you are putting many innocent people at severe risk, including death. Walk, or take a bus. Operating a car only proves how selfish and reckless you are being.

Do us all a favor,  Goat, put on your ankle monitor, retreat to your basement, and wait for your political masters to buzz you when it is safe to come out. Pathetic coward!

Indeed, despite the Lord’s explicit command: “Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.”

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11:59 am on July 24, 2020