Supporting the Troops

The Onion: I support the troops from the bottom of my heart. But my question is, do they know that? What if I’m somehow sending them the wrong message? The other day I lost the magnetic yellow ribbon from my car, and I didn’t even notice until my neighbor pointed it out. Just think: It could have fallen off days or even weeks before! And there I was: driving up and down all over town just as happy as you please, all but announcing, “Jane Merrick doesn’t support our troops!” I went to the gas station to buy another magnet right away, but they were sold out. So here I am without one. And the way everybody is around here, they’ll talk. What if this gets back to the troops somehow? MORE (Thanks to Arthur Oczko for the link.)

The Best of Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.