Straight From The Horse’s Mouth

Tracy Leanne Owens “worked” for the TSA until a passenger accused her of stealing “less than $100” from him. Cops arrested her; she vehemently denied the charges and also resigned her position as pervert.

But not from guilt: “‘I couldn’t see myself working for an agency falsely accusing me of theft,’ Owens said, adding that she had been thinking about quitting at the end of the year. She said she disliked all the ‘disgusting’ and ‘invasive’ pat-downs [sic for ‘sexual assaults’] she was required to do on the job. ‘It was just humiliating to have to do that to people,’ she said.”

I congratulate Ms. Owens on recovering her conscience: too bad it took so long.

Now if only the other 47,000 deviant leeches our plunder pays will follow her leave, hopefully without stealing more money from us first…

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