The caption on this photo from the Associated Press reads, “Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif, and Gen. Keith Alexander, NSA director, talk on Capitol Hill in Washington on Thursday before the committee hearing.”

“Talk.” Yeah, right. I bet LRC’s readers can come up with way more colorful and truthful explanations of this conversation — and it wouldn’t include Jean-Luc’s recommendation of a plastic surgeon for Di’s dewlap. Send ’em to me: I’ll post the ones that make me laugh out loud here on LRC’s blog.

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