Rulers Fail the Airline-Seat Test As Flamingly As the Masked Morons Do

Yesterday, we explored the stunning stupidity of passengers who rage against the airlines’ selling the middle seats that previously sat vacant because, you know, leprosy—ah, coronavirus. We confirmed that the much-maligned middle seat provided a mere 17 or 18 inches of “anti-social distancing,” to say nothing of the guy sitting a couple of feet before and behind you. 

Always trust the political class to out-stupid the stupidest serfs. The same clowns who order us to wear detrimental masks hope to boss the airlines, too, right into bankruptcy: they’re trying to force them to keep those middle seats empty and thus fly at a loss. The despots are apparently too busy caterwauling to notice that said seat violates their own “anti-social distancing”!

Robert Redfield, director of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), said at a Senate hearing that there was “substantial disappointment” with American, given many airlines are keeping middle seats open.

“We don’t think it’s the right message,” Redfield said.

Like this charlatan would know the right message if it smacked him upside the head.


Some lawmakers want Congress to require open seats on commercial flights.

Why do I suspect all those “lawmakers” are Marxists?

Senator Bernie Sanders wants the CDC to tell airlines that filling planes is “unacceptable behavior – they are endangering the lives of the American people.”

Oh, right—this from a sociopath who praised communism’s murderers. What, it’s wrong to endanger lives unless you’re advancing a worker’s paradise?

Also addressing the panel, top U.S. infectious diseases official Anthony Fauci called American’s decision “of concern.”

This quack’s sanity is of concern. 

Yo, Imbeciles, One and All: 17 or 18 inches, not the six feet on which you’ve insisted. Capeesh?



10:01 pm on June 30, 2020