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Robot Football?

Writes Greg Nelson:

My friend wrote that robots could so,medal take the place of NFL players who now complain of brain injuries. It wouldn’t be necessary to pay them multi-million-dollar salaries to bash into other robots. And it might make clear the insanity of watching a bunch of prima-donnas beating up on each other every week. Maybe it would even lead to no one being interested in the games anymore which, I think, would be a plus. People could do something more worthwhile, like contemplate their navels. And we wouldn’t have to be taxed to build billion-dollar stadiums for billionaires. Any old open piece of ground surrounded by a snow fence would be adequate.

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9:32 am on February 26, 2016