Outdone

I figured I had reached the nadir of disgusting when I improved on a “fierce libertarian’s” suggestion about photographing “pet poop” and emailing it “to as many people as possible” with the heading, “‘Take that, you NSA snoops’…” by saying that I’d shoot some rat droppings. Well, the brilliant minds that read LRC went me one better when it comes to utterly, nauseatingly vile: David Majaraj wrote, “Instead of pictures of rat droppings, how about a picture of a politician? Talk about moral equivalency.” And under a caption reading, “My pic of poop,” Graham Dugas actually sent a photo of–obscenity alert; don’t say I didn’t warn you–Dick Cheney and George W. Bush. He also suggested that portraits of the TSA’s thugs would work too, and actually sent some of … well, I’ll draw the curtain here since LRC is a family website.

AAARRRRGGGGHHH. My eyes still burn. Here’s hoping the NSA’s do, too. 

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