Maoism for 21st-Century Idiocrats
October 6, 2021
New Orleans, 2021
This mainstream news article in lapdog service to the City Grifterment of New Orleans is pure comedic gold. Read it out loud for the full effect! Fans of bureaucratic gobbledygook will want to save this as a magnificent specimen.
It reads like Chairman Mao’s Cultural Revolution run through a bad Google Translate interpretation, or a half-hearted SNL sketch making fun of North Korea. Look at these ridiculous, pompous Commie-like government agencies in the city bureaucracy – and the appeal for government money! It’s like a spoof of an Ayn Rand novel. And listen to the low-IQ mayor try to sound intelligent, along with her lackeys and minions. These dingdongs don’t even know the difference between the words “except” and “accept.” Did they click on every other word to pull up a thesaurus to sound more sophisticated and “edumacated”?
Meanwhile, the mayor, living up to her nickname LaToya the Destroya, is continuing to devastate the citizens of New Orleans by means of her vaccine passport fiat, which clearly came down from her puppet-masters. And still, the brainwashed zombies of the city support both her and her Maoist policies. The latest round of political ads on billboards include the Commie fist and calls to empty the jails in this already violent and dangerous place.
I refer to New Orleans as East Berlin. I live outside of The Destroya’s jurisdiction on the West bank of the Mississippi River, in a small civilized city where businesses are still free (at least for the time being) to set their own policies regarding the admission of patrons without regard to their personal health decisions. Freedom-lovers in the city travel outside of the city borders to enjoy actual culture and intelligent human interaction not fueled by stolen tax loot. They get to see a city with law enforcement, and without potholes, blight, graffiti, the stench of feces and vomit, and ubiquitous violent crime. And as a bonus, they don’t have to show their papers at the door. Maybe LaToya would like to hire Trump to build a “big beautiful wall” around the de facto penal colony known as The Big Easy.
The relative freedom we enjoy in small-government, civilized “West Berlin” is a testimony to decentralization.
At any rate, Mike Judge could film a documentary about Mayor LaToya Cantrell and the increasingly violent, socialist, ignorant, and decaying third world culture of the once great City of New Orleans and call it Idiocracy II.
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