The Masked Morons have spoiled much of 2020. Now they’ve set their sites on Christmas with—I kid you not—ornaments in the shape of muzzles and a pathetic pun: “We Wish You a Merry X-Mask.” And I write as one who adores word-play! But this example offends, and grossly.
Roland Walkenhorst sent me news of this atrocity: he writes, “Pardon me if I decline to mark our savior’s birth by hanging an oxygen-deprivation ornament.”
I seldom wish evil on an entrepreneur (that’s why we have government, after all), but in this case I’m hoping Mr. Walkenhorst’s is the usual reaction.1:51 pm on August 11, 2020 Email Becky Akers