Is Rectal Rehydration a Legitimate Function of Government?

Of course, says the CIA.    It’s right there in Article 1, Section 8 of the Constitution — assuming of course that you are a good Hamiltonian and can find “implied powers” in between the lines of the Constitution.

UPDATE:  Graham D. writes to say that rectal rehydration is right there in the Constitution next to the part that allows for the creation of the CIA.


10:52 am on December 12, 2014