I Feel Safe Going into a Grocery Store Now

April 17, 2020

I just read that Land-O-Lakes butter has removed the image of the “Indian maiden” from the box.  Whew.  Finally.  The Irish butter in the green packaging is much better anyway.  The Indian maiden was last seen in line at the unemployment office signing up for one of Trump’s supercharged unemployment subsidies.

UPDATE:  Several readers have emailed to recommend “bulletproof coffee” for breakfast:  Coffee, a tablespoon of Kerrygold Irish Butter, and a raw egg.  Dave P. says his company hired a nutritionist who recommended it, and he loves it.

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Dr. Thomas DiLorenzo [send him mail] is a former professor of economics at Loyola University Maryland and a longtime member of the senior faculty of the Mises Institute. He is the author or co-author of eighteen books including The Real LincolnHow Capitalism Saved AmericaLincoln UnmaskedHamilton's CurseOrganized Crime: The Unvarnished Truth About GovernmentThe Problem with Socialism; and The Politically-Incorrect Guide to Economics