Come Along and Join Our Party
June 9, 2015
In my recent article about a military chaplain, I mentioned that he printed an old Army cadence in his book that said that Jesus was an airborne Ranger. Retired Air Force Major, LRC reader, and recovering veteran Michael Reith sends along this Army cadence that the chaplain neglected to print in his book:
Come Along and Join Our Party
Come along and join our party
Come along and join our fun
We’re the soldiers of the U.S. Army
dropping rounds on everyone
Go to town and kill some commies
Throw some napalm on red square
Do it on a Sunday morning
As the people go to prayer
Come along and join our party
Come along and join our fun
We’re the soldiers of the U.S. Army
dropping rounds on everyone
Aiming mortars at the school yard
Watch the teacher ring the bell
Look at all the children crying
as their school yard burns to hell
Come along and join our party
Come along and join our fun
We’re the soldiers of the U.S. Army
dropping rounds on everyone
Throw some candy to those children
Watch them as they gather round
Lock and load on your M16
Mow those little suckers down
Come along and join our party
Come along and join our fun
We’re the soldiers of the U.S. Army
dropping rounds on everyone
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