I confess to have watched 5 minutes of the Democratic Socialist convention on TV.  Chelsea Clinton, who is the spitting’ image of Webster Hubbel, spoke in slow motion as though she was either drunk or on a sedative or both.  Paraphrasing:  “Myyyyy motherrrrrrrr wiiiilllll saaaaaaave the planetttt from globaaaalllll warrrrrrmmmmminggggggg.”  Meanwhile, Bill was auditioning for an academy award by wiping “tears” from his eyes.  (We learned from Chelsea that “Police Academy,” not “Debbie Does Dallas,” was Bill’s favorite movie).

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