Joey Bolz from the SOT (Satanically Occupied Territory) of Kansas forwarded a letter he wrote to Ace Hardware after he “lost my cool in the place and cussed a bunch of them out.”
I do my best to not shop at [your store] as [the city is] gouging extra on sales tax. I’ve heard the lame excuse from the witless … city manager already. So, you can spare me the repetition. Tonight I got in a tight [spot] and was forced to shop at your store. Usually I would go to the one in [Kansas City] or better yet somewhere outside this crooked democrat county.
Anyhow, Corporate Ace, Kansas Ace, or whoever Ace has knuckled under to the COVID Nazi’s. I am not going to argue over the benefits of wearing a mask and am not interested in whatever bland canned answer you can regurgitate.
The masks are a drill to see how much authoritarian bull [droppings] Big Brother can get folks to cow tow.
Oh, glorious pun after the reference to bovine excrement!
You, Ace are cowards! Un American. And, I hope your stock holders throw you under the bus. Hell is going to be crowded.
Home Depot, Lowe’s, still have some [courage] but I’m not holding my breath. This puts you close to the vangaurd of sycophantic shills for fascist America. And btw, since you are probably victims of US public education Antifa has no clue what the definition of fascism actually is. So don’t lump me in that lot.
Also, I kinda lost my cool with your barely educated children staffing the store tonight. I am sorry for that as they are but babes raised with no guidance, proper education, or courage. They were just doing what they are told like obedient little serfs should. For that I am sorry but it is my sincere hope there is a hell for your corporate masters.
Yeah, re-read it and savor every line! Then use it as a template for the corporate overlords eviscerating the market’s freedom and fun in your locale.
12:47 pm on July 12, 2020 Email Becky Akers