Writes Greg Privette:

Hi Lew,

So Democratic candidate Andrew Yang has two key campaign positions:

1)      Parents should have complete and well informed choice on circumcision of their male children.

2)      People who work and earn a decent living should be forced against their will to pay more tax so he can distribute $1000 a month to those who earn less or don’t work.

In other words, take all their money but leave their foreskin intact. Sounds like a catchy slogan for a campaign bumper sticker!