Wrapping Themselves in Amerika’s New Flag
July 28, 2020
A brave and ingenious couple has inadvertently discovered a method by which others will demand that you wear no mask whatsoever. So says Mr. Anonymous, who sent me this story.
A “man and woman, who were only identified as being 59 and 64 years old respectively,” shopped a WalMart in Minnesota while “sporting bright red facial coverings that resembled the Nazi flag,” down to the swastikas. Hey, they were complying with MaskMart’s idiotic decree that patrons muzzle themselves, weren’t they?
Meanwhile, they thereby hoped to illustrate that the country has succumbed to a Leviathan every bit as dangerous as Germany’s was.
But government’s schools, the corporate media, and Marxism have so obliterated Amerikans’ ability to reason or even to entertain an idea contrary to the official narrative that everyone misinterpreted and misunderstood—despite the couple’s repeated explanations.
The Washington Poo reported–or rather, editorialized about–this incident, wringing its hands as hysterically as the self-righteous and self-appointed censors harassing Mr. and Mrs. Patriot. Upon spotting the couple,
Raphaela Mueller …, 24, who was born and raised in Germany,
Combine her nationality with the fact that her “great-grandmother, who had lived in Berlin during World War II[,] … had been part of an underground resistance group,” and Raphaela automatically boasts complete moral authority in the Poo’s eyes. No matter that after the war, everyone in Europe claimed to have resisted.
turned to her partner
Isn’t that just an oh-so-trendy term for what normal folks call a boyfriend?
and blurted out a single question: “Wait, are those people wearing swastikas on their masks?”
Oh, the horror! Forget the tyranny ol’ Raphaela and Boyfriend endorse and advance as COVIDiots: instead, focus entirely on an emblem to which they object. We need no more proof that Raphaela is an utter imbecile, but she graciously supplied it anyway:
“This is what my great-grandmother fought against,” she said. “If I don’t say something, what did she risk her life for?”
Oh, I don’t know. How about freeing Germany from the very sort of totalitarianism you’re upholding here, you moron? (Actually, much of the opposition to Hitler came from Marxists—why remains one of history’s mysteries since both Commies and Nazis fought for the same totalitarianism—so perhaps this nut didn’t fall far from the tree.)
You can guess what happened next: Raphaela and Boyfriend picked a fight with the Patriots while tattling to the store’s management about them. They also filmed their abuse of our heroes. Only in Amerika—OK, in Hitler’s Germany, too—can aggressors proudly record their assaults without any repercussions save effusive praise.
The video documents Mrs. Patriot’s preaching truth to her assailants:
“I’m trying to tell people what’s going to happen in America” … [Mr. Patriot] chimes in, “We’re living under a socialist state.”
“If you vote for Biden, you’re going to be living in Nazi Germany,” the woman continues, … “That’s what it’s going to be like.”
Ignoring exclamations from Mueller and Ruesch [the boy–excuse me, partner], the woman keeps arguing, telling them that “socialism is going to happen here in America.”
“We don’t want you in our neighborhood,” the third customer tells the woman.
Raising her voice, the woman shouts back, “You’re not getting it, I’m not a Nazi.”
No, ma’am, they’re not getting it. Because these despicable busybodies are communists and can therefore grapple with neither logic nor truth.
As the woman stalks away, Ruesch calls out, “It’s so incredibly offensive. You’re not an American if you wear that mask.”
Oh, the irony! Intolerance, stupidity and ignorance, cowardice, arrogance, and a determination to mind everyone else’s business rather than your own—those are the traits required now of Amerikans. And those best exemplifying these vices lord it over the rest of us, to the Poo’s thunderous applause.
Still, Partner got it at least partly right: you’re no American if you wear any mask.
She Asked For It!