Wonder Whether Warfarin Would Work on Washington

Though medical evidence abounds that the scamdemic is a hoax, simple logic tells us it is as well. For example, why did virtually every nation on the planet, regardless of language, tradition, form of government, or culture, react almost identically to coronapocalypse? When in history has any disaster produced such a uniform response? And how is it that one medical procedure—the Jab; and before that, the mask—suits every person on earth. despite his unique medical history and physical condition? When has that ever previously happened? How is it that all doctors the corporate media quotes are onboard with COVIDCon? Usually, two doctors offer 3 opinions, all of them conflicting. And of course, the corker: if facial diapers and Jabs work, why are the Karens obsessed with those who refuse to comply? Why don’t their prophylactic measures protect them?

Mark Janness proposes another point. As you may know, warfarin is a drug that doctors prescribe to thin the blood—but too much of it is lethal, so it’s often used in poison for rodents. After my years of languishing in New York City, I can testify to warfarin’s effectiveness on the latter (once, after dosing my kitchen with the stuff, I travelled to visit family while my husband stayed home. Upon my return, I stood in amazement before the kitchen counter and stared at the reddish-brown design running along the edge. When did my husband learn to stencil? I wondered. And why didn’t he ask before stenciling the counter? Then I realized that the “decoration” consisted of tiny footprints: after feasting on warfarin, a mouse had oozed blood while scampering back to his nest. Life in New York City is not for the squeamish, let me tell you).

At any rate, given the brouhaha over the “horse medicine,” ivermectin, Mr. Janness observes that he hasn’t “seen any outrage from the human use of rat poison warfarin.”

Touche.

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