Reuters is breathlessly reporting that — GASP! SHOCK! HORROR! — hundreds of football fans are partying it up at Tampa bars, restaurants, and shops WITHOUT MASKS!!! They are violating the weasely nincompoop mayor’s “mask mandate,” whines Reuters.
Stay away from Tampa next week. It will be the bubonic plague all over again. I can’t believe these people are being so socially irresponsible after seeing all those pictures on TV of all the dead bodies lining the streets of Tuscaloosa after the big maskless celebration there when Alabama won the national college football championship.
11:44 am on February 7, 2021
