“Walking Jack” Perry: OSU Knife Attack
By Jack Perry
November 29, 2016
Ok, folks, calm down. The knife attack at Ohio State University? Don’t worry, Emperor Obama will be along shortly to reassure us it wasn’t terrorism. It was just, um, a car accident, yeah, that’s it! And, well, um, he got flustered and forgot to drop the knife he was using to butter his croissant while driving. See, he was late for chess club practice, that’s all. And then a mean, racist cop shot him—for no apparent reason! Candlelight vigils for the poor guy are scheduled by the diversity committee. Move along folks, no terrorism there…
———-Walking Jack Perry
Jack Perry [send him mail] is a writer, journalist, and the author of "Regime Change You Can Believe In". He lives with his wife in the Sonoran Desert where he writes, reads, walks the desert, and abstains from political party participation. When the government is speaking or acting, Jack observes his own Rule Number One: Always Assume It's A Scam. A perennial desert rat, wayfarer, and path pilgrim, Jack also enjoys silence---especially from the government. Follow him on Twitter: TheRealJackPerry@RegimeChangeInc.
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