“Walking Jack” Perry: Again, Not Terrorism

Okay, everyone calm down. The White House will be releasing a statement shortly about that traffic accident in Germany. Nope, not terrorism. That’s just a traffic accident or, at the very most, more “truck violence”. President Obama will be pressing for a ban on “assault trucks” in light of this tragedy. He’s got this. Don’t worry. This isn’t terrorism.

And that Russian ambassador killed in Turkey? Yes, also not terrorism. What happened is the gun performed mind control, leaped out of the holster and into the man’s hand, and went off all by itself. More evidence of the growing need to curb “gun violence” caused by renegade guns. President Obama will comfort the world by once again making sure we don’t use the word “terrorism” and hurt someone’s feelings.

There is no such thing as terrorism, in case anyone wondered. There is Workplace Violence, Gun Violence, and now Truck Violence. But terrorism? Nahhh…it can’t be. Can it?

———–Walking Jack Perry

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