At Jimmy Carter’s funeral only Obama, among the other presidents, spoke to President Trump and for quite a while.  Laura Bush acted like she was having a constipation attack, while Hitlary Clinton had the look of a serial killer, as usual.  Bill Clinton looked all around like he was thinking, “Where are all the interns sitting?”  Dubya was looking at his watch, probably hoping he doesn’t miss Wheel of Fortune.  Al Gore’s wife (or whoever it was sitting next to him), who looks like a female Frankenstein, looked over at Trump and then had a look on her face like she just accidentally swallowed a cat turd.  Mike Pence only stood up after Al Gore, who was sitting next to him, did and gave Trump a hand-like-a-dead-fish handshake.  Commie-La looked like she was about to puke as she observed Trump and Obama actually smiling and laughing while talking.  Brandon looked like a senile zombie, as he has for about the last ten years, and said nothing to either Trump or Commie-La.  Melania spoke to no one and gave Commie-La a good, icy stare that said “I know you tried to have my husband killed.”   Hilarious.

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