Trump: The Musical

I was asked what I think of this whole McScandal with Trump. Me? Shoot, boys, I’ve got the popcorn popper on standby! I can’t recall this much entertainment out of Washington ever! This one tops the Iran Contra Scandal and Ronnie had to sell thousands of TOW anti-tank missiles to Iran to pull that one off for us! They’re all scurrying about like silverfish and I bet every drug store in DC is sold out of Tums and Rolaids. There’s probably a waiting list for the next shipment of Ambien to hit town.

Look, we paid for this, so we might as well get our money’s worth and laugh along with the laugh track. We haven’t seen comedy shows filmed before a live studio audience since the 1970s! He really did Make America Great Again—for comedy! Not to mention the politicians trying to play Joan of Arc and Thomas a Becket up there. I don’t know, I think there’s a great musical for Broadway somewhere in this deal. It’ll be like Evita and Hair had a love child.

“Look what’s happening to our country!” I can’t. The tears in my eyes from laughing so hard make it hard to focus on that right now.


12:30 pm on June 7, 2017