The TSA Never Disappoints!

Is anyone surprised that the perverts who grope us on our dime as well as other associates of their pimp, the Fedgov, constitute many of the “customers” for the horrific “Ashley Madison infidelity website”? (Thanks to Bill Martin for the links.)

I eagerly await the TSA’s usual endorsement of this wickedness, which will run something along these lines (forgive my lack of Jargon here; though I wade through reams of it daily in reports from Our Rulers, I’m not yet fluent in speaking or writing it): “TSA expects the highest standards from its employees, who valiantly fight at the front lines of the War on Terror.” Yep, you’ll notice there’s nothing about how such sin’s “finding you out” might well render one susceptible to blackmail from the very “terrorists” the TSA supposedly bars from planes. Yet the agency’s accomplices in Congress will continue stealing our money to finance this utter insult to our intelligence, common decency, and the Fourth Amendment.

Meanwhile, I was vastly amused to read of yet more lies from the TSA regarding Friedman Memorial Airport in Sun Valley, Idaho. Seems the manhandling of passengers there has prevented them from making their flights; “I saw some very angry people waiting for their bags to be inspected at the end of the TSA line while other people passed by,” according to one witness, who also happens to be “Blaine County Commissioner.” And one of LRC’s readers who passes through that airport filled me in on the context: Sun Valley “is a playground of the rich[,] and everywhere, from the restaurants to the ski shops to the bike shops, the service is second to none. Crime is virtually non-existent. There is one place where complaints about the ‘service’ are increasing: the airport. And guess what aspect of the airport isn’t cutting it for the rich people who are used to people doing things right?”

Ah, but not according to the TSA, which alleges, “Complaints that the time required to get through security screening at Friedman Memorial Airport has caused passengers to miss flights are unfounded…” Right. All those CEOs, entrepreneurs, and the celebrities my correspondent spotted have nothing better to do than invent bogus complaints.

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