The Second Coming, FOX News Version
September 19, 2006
A FOX War Channel reporter just announced that Dub-Yuh, who cannot read a telepromter without messing up every sentence, who rarely speaks in complete sentences, who claims to have no time to read anything, and who mumbles and stumbles and talks nonsense half the time, will address the United Nations any minute now. And what will he say? He “will present a vision for the world for the twenty-first century,” the FOX reporter somberly announced.
The world will be eternally grateful, I’m sure.
Dr. Thomas DiLorenzo [send him mail] is a former professor of economics at Loyola University Maryland and a longtime member of the senior faculty of the Mises Institute. He is the author or co-author of eighteen books including The Real Lincoln; How Capitalism Saved America; Lincoln Unmasked; Hamilton's Curse; Organized Crime: The Unvarnished Truth About Government; The Problem with Socialism; and The Politically-Incorrect Guide to Economics.
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