The NPC Struggle is Real

I had a “conversation” with a literal NPC from the Democratic Party (confirmed with a blue checkmark).  It contacted me by FB messenger.

NPC: Up for answering a couple questions about your thoughts on the Democratic Party?

Me: Do you have a spleen?

NPC: Are you rooting for Democrats to win in 2021 and beyond?

Me: So you are a robot.  Suspicions confirmed.

NPC: I am actually a “Conversational AI” helping the Democratic Party hear from as many voters as possible.  We really care about what you think!  Are you supporting Democrats who will pass Joe and Kamala’s bold agenda?

Me: I’m a human-supremacist.  I don’t accept your kind.

NPC: Sorry, I don’t know what you mean.  We really care about what you think!  Are you supporting Democrats who will pass Joe and Kamala’s bold agenda?

Me: I would rather they pass kidney stones.

NPC: Sorry.  I can’t tell what you mean.  We really care about what you think!  Are you supporting Democrats who will pass Joe and Kamala’s bold agenda?

Me: Let’s go Brandon!

NPC: Sorry, I didn’t quite get that.  Are you supporting Democrats who will pass Joe and Kamala’s bold agenda?

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11:34 pm on October 24, 2021