As I was about to enter the Pornotron naked x-ray machine at BWI airport recently, just as I was about to push my carry-on bag into the x-ray/conveyor belt apparatus an obese female TSA bureaucrat whose uniform was about two sizes too small says: “Do you have any chips or candy in your bag?”
I assume that if I said “yes” she would have instructed me to open the bag and hand over to her the chips and candy, something that many other travelers before me had apparently done.
4:54 pm on November 28, 2019
