The First Day of “The Worst Week in American History”

The surgeon general — the guy who wears that funny looking Captain Kangaroo-style “uniform” during press conferences from the CDC — was all over the news over the weekend predicting that this week will be like a combination of Pearl Harbor and 9/11.  The worst day of many Americans’ lives, said the captain (er, I mean, the “general”).

I haven’t spotted any Japanese bombers or mad terrorists at all here in South Florida.  More people (Mencken called them “Boobus Americanus”) seem to be wearing masks at the grocery store and even while driving alone in their cars, and a few more ninety-year-olds in nursing homes with cancer/heart disease/lung disease/diabetes/tuberculosis reportedly passed away from “the coronavirus,” but other than that it’s been all quiet on the Western front.  Even the governor of New York said the number of coronavirus deaths there declined.

Who do you believe, the CDC “models” or your own lyin’ eyes?

UPDATE:  Keith L. writes that “actually, the surgeon general is right because they are all false flags.”

 

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9:26 pm on April 6, 2020