The Enemy Admits We’re Winning!

Because that horses’s hindquarters, “NIH Director Francis Collins,” urged that anyone who disputes Our Rulers’ lies on COVIDCon be “brought to justice”—we’ll presume Hindquarters has never heard of the Constitution, let alone the Bill of Rights—, his confession of our imminent victory slipped under many folks’ radar. 

So I emphasize it here, if for no other reason than that it affords another reason to give thanks tomorrow! Hindquarters 

has a stern message

Oooooh, I’m shaking in my boots; how about you?

for the American public: The country has, what he called, an epidemic of misinformation and disinformation. And it’s fueling a dangerous distrust in science. 

“Conspiracies are winning here. Truth is losing. …” said Collins…

Since Hindquarters is a bureaucrat, he speaks only lies. But that makes decoding a cinch: interpret every claim as its  opposite.

Nor is COVIDCon’s defeat the only good news:

1. Hindquarters “will soon step down as the National Institutes of Health director.” The only drawback: he’ll continue sucking up our taxes in a generous pension.

2.  Following the expose that Hindquarters’ colleague, Dr. Tony “Tortures Puppies” Falsi, had indeed tortured puppies, the public deluged Falsi with “the biggest onslaught of angry messages and threats he’s received throughout the entire pandemic, … so many messages — 3,600 phone calls in 36 hours — that his assistant quit answering the phone.” Too bad Falsi’s annihilation of our liberties didn’t likewise enrage the serfs, but hey, we’ll take what we can get. 

3. That “surge of threats and harassment in recent weeks has forced Fauci’s staff to spend significant time debunking misinformation and grappling with security concerns.” Instead of nagging us as much as they otherwise would have regarding masks and Jabs. Yeehaw!

4. Even better, “The sparring and public criticism over the last two years has led some ‘very credible people’ to ask Collins if it’s time for Fauci to resign.” Naturally, Hindquarters pooh-poohs that suggestion, or so he alleges. (Recall that “success” in “public health” requires lavish and repeated kissing of Falsi’s butt.

Thanks to Daniel Johns for prompting me to take another look at this eminently encouraging story and share it with you. If you’re feasting with COVIDiots tomorrow, hold your head high: the scamdemic’s going down in flames!


4:36 pm on November 24, 2021

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