So That’s Why We Have Two Arms

President Biden’s “coronavirus response coordinator” said that Americans should get an annual COVID-19 vaccine alongside a flu shot. Dr. Ashish Jha told a White House press briefing: “The good news is you can get both your flu shot and COVID shot at the same time. It’s actually a good idea. I really believe this is why God gave us two arms — one for the flu shot and the other one for the COVID shot.”

I like what someone said in the comments: “God also gave me two middle fingers. I think it’s so you and Joe Biden can both see one at the same time.”


10:37 am on November 16, 2022