So That’s Why We Have Two Arms
November 16, 2022
President Biden’s “coronavirus response coordinator” said that Americans should get an annual COVID-19 vaccine alongside a flu shot. Dr. Ashish Jha told a White House press briefing: “The good news is you can get both your flu shot and COVID shot at the same time. It’s actually a good idea. I really believe this is why God gave us two arms — one for the flu shot and the other one for the COVID shot.”
I like what someone said in the comments: “God also gave me two middle fingers. I think it’s so you and Joe Biden can both see one at the same time.”
Laurence M. Vance [send him mail] writes from central Florida. He is the author of The Free Society; War, Christianity, and the State: Essays on the Follies of Christian Militarism; War, Empire, and the Military: Essays on the Follies of War and U.S. Foreign Policy; King James, His Bible, and Its Translators, and many other books. His newest book is The U.S. Proxy War in Ukraine.

