Sinatra’s Witchcraft Adapted for the FED

That money from thin air
That sly invest-now dare
That strips the cupboard bare
It’s witchcraft

And I’ve got no respect for it
The ease is too suspect for it
What good would any inspect for it do?

‘cause it’s witchcraft, wicked witchcraft
and because I know it’s strictly a zoo
When you distort the rates on me
My heart says “No, indeed” on me
“Back off with what you’re leadin’ me to”

It’s such an ancient pitch
And one we have to ditch
‘cause there’s no more tempting witch than you

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