Shots At the TSA

The TSA’s Chief Pervert, David Pekoske, emailed the agency’s thugs at Orlando International “this weekend[,] encouraging all officers to get vaccinated when they become eligible.”

I’d like to add my plea to his. Every Thief and Sexual Assailant should step up and bare his arm (after setting down the loot you’ve lifted from your latest victim’s bag, of course)—though doing so won’t free these federal deviants from COVIDiocy: Pekoske “says TSA agents who have gotten vaccinated should continue to wear a face mask, practice social distancing, wash their hands and telework when possible.” And even when it isn’t possible: believe me, passengers vastly prefer a remote groping to the real thing.


3:41 pm on April 7, 2021