Above a picture of the “V for Vendetta” mask, Mr. Anonymous wrote Rep. Joyce Beatty, the lonely congresscritter who yearns to hear from us serfs about our “favorite masks,”

Hey Joyce–

I wear my mask only when I am protesting the idiotic and unhealthy [and unlawful] mask decrees that you and your fellow government bureaucrats try to force on us.

Wow: I just heard a faint booooom. Did both cylinders of Joycie’s little brain explode?

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