See All That You Can See
By Becky Akers
July 19, 2014
Heroic Ed tells us that the pervs at the NSA love to and frequently share the “intimate nude photo[s] of someone of in a sexually compromising situation” they discover as they read our emails. Indeed they consider such voyeurism a “fringe benefit” of sponging off our taxes. Which prompted this confirmation from the agency’s spokesliar, Vanee Whines-sorry, Vines: “NSA is a professional foreign-intelligence organization with a highly trained workforce, including brave and dedicated men and women from our armed forces.” [Emphasis added.]
So Ed’s right again: the smut’s making the rounds at the NSA faster than Bill Clinton raped women.
Becky Akers [send her mail] has published two novels of the American Revolution, Halestorm and Abducting Arnold. They celebrate liberty and sedition, among other joys, so buy them now, before they’re banned.

