Satanists Disassociate Themselves from Ted Cruz

April 30, 2016

Last week former House speaker John Boehner told a Stanford University audience that Ted Cruz was “a miserable son of a bitch” and no less than “Lucifer in the flesh.”  The satanists among us disagree and are offended by the remark. They agree that Cruz is a reprehensible human being, but point out that he is the opposite of a satanist — he never forgets to remind everyone that he is the son of an “evangelical” minister and is quite the Christian Zionist warmonger himself.  Blame his lousy behavior on this background, say the satanists.

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Dr. Thomas DiLorenzo [send him mail] is a former professor of economics at Loyola University Maryland and a longtime member of the senior faculty of the Mises Institute. He is the author or co-author of eighteen books including The Real LincolnHow Capitalism Saved AmericaLincoln UnmaskedHamilton's CurseOrganized Crime: The Unvarnished Truth About GovernmentThe Problem with Socialism; and The Politically-Incorrect Guide to Economics