Now that some American schools are copy-catting the Euro-communist practice of banning “best friends” in public schools, the question becomes:  Can Man’s Best Friend be far behind in this fit of communistic political correctness?  After all, what could be more “exclusionary” to cats, horses, goldfish, gerbils, birds, snakes, etc. than calling your dog you “best” friend? How insensitive.

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