Attention people of color in Detroit!  I just read that AfroFutureFest, scheduled for August 3-4, is selling tickets for $10 to people of color, and as much as $40 to white people.  There’s an arbitrage opportunity here:  My recommendation is to buy low and sell high — scoop up as many as those $10 tickets as you can, sell them to white people for say, $20, and make a bundle underpricing the racists running the event.

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