Poetic Justice Is So Very Sweet!
June 30, 2014
Boo-hoo: “More Than Two-Thirds of American Youth Wouldn’t Qualify for Service [sic], Pentagon Says.”
As heartening as that good news is, the reasons the State won’t enroll “American Youth” to murder while leeching off our taxes are even more delicious. Kids now are “too obese” after fattening on the corn syrup Leviathan subsidizes and eating the grains and carbs the USDA promotes. They “lack … a high-school diploma” because they’ve responded in the only sensible way to the State’s dangerous and excruciatingly boring educational gulag: they dropped out. Alas, they didn’t do so before those indoctrination centers could hook them on “prescription-drug[s] … for attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder,” another of the body-snatchers’ big no-nos. Funny how picky the Feds are when hiring hit-men, isn’t it? Yo, Rulers: zonking out killers on “prescription drugs” works for massacres here on the sheeple: why not overseas? And finally, too many would-be recruits in our police-state boast “felony convictions.” Love it! You certainly don’t want a “criminal” slaughtering innocent foreigners, now, do you?
I’m sure David Mueller, who sent me this story, would agree that watching government’s evil come back to bite it is immensely entertaining. So is the War State Journal‘s utter blindness to the irony even as it reports it. Enjoy!
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